i started to clean my room but things got out of hand. someone save me from the enormous pile of books i’m now buried under. better yet, save yourselves. there’s no hope for me.
words to live by.
let me refresh you
fuck i just want to be able to give everyone everything they’ve ever wanted. i just want to make everyone happy and comfortable. god fucking damn it. how do i win the lottery?
trying to get the upper hand.
- Me: I'm trying to kill his soul. Is that playing hard enough to get?
- Sophia: Wisdom.
- Cara: I like that tactic.
- Sophia: I think it's effective.
- Me: I mean, it seems to be working.
- Cara: I like it not for romantic prowess, but for torture / male hatred's sake.
me on thanksgiving.
- Me: Oh god I'm so full, I'm actually going to explode.
- Me (a few minutes later): Yeah I could eat.
i’m finished with all my Christmas shopping and it isn’t even Thanksgiving yet.
literally though, i am a machine!
Any soldier with a dog probably looks forward to his or her own reunion. Sadly, Brandon Harker came home from Afghanistan only to find that his dog, Oakley, who had been entrusted in the care of Harkers friend, had been given away while Harker was deployed.
Harker says when he returned earlier this month, his “friend” told him he’d gotten rid of Oakley, and doesn’t know who has the dog now. Oakley was either sold or given away in Lakewood, Wash, apparently during May, but it could have happened anytime from February till June, and
numerous people have contacted Harker saying they saw Oakley for sale on craiglist back in Feburary.
Oakley is a 2-year-old yellow Lab, with a distinct coat that features unusual spots. He is described as good with kids and other dogs. He has a unique coat, on his face he has spots of a darker yellow (champagne) he also has spots of the same color going down his sides and legs. He is micro-chipped and registered to Harker.
If anyone has any information on Oakley, contact Harker via his craigstlist ad, or reblog this post to help signal boost.
Reblogging for the boost!
If my puppy was given away I’d want him found and back in my arms ASAP.
I dont reblog these at all
But guys if your dog was given away, think about it
steveharveyoswald said: i didnt make a a typo if you say the “god” in god damn fast enough is becomes COT DAYUMMM
I CAN’T WITH YOU PHIL I CANNOT.
steveharveyoswald said: so kill him or something cot damnnnn
what if i told you, phil, that all these relationshippy posts were a test to see how long it would take you to make a snarky comment thus brightening my day? also you made a typo.
i’m not over it.
if you’re part of a couple, chances are i cannot stand you right now.
i keep replaying everything in my head, trying to figure out where i went wrong or what i did to make you lose interest. but i can’t figure it out. so maybe i didn’t really do anything. maybe it was nothing. maybe it’s just not meant to be.
i’m a big believer in signs and in fate. and if it’s meant to be, it’ll be.
or maybe i’m completely wrong. maybe you’re just as confused as i am. that would be nice.